About

Sports.  An occasional Xbox session with friends.  Reading.  Writing on a Macbook in the bedroom or on the couch.  Wielding a variety of marinades and tools at the helm of my Broil King grill.  Movies.  Talking about doing stand-up comedy but never doing it.

Spending time with a wonderful and supportive wife of four years, Krissy, and two cats, Pepper and Ellie. 

Krissy is very, very beautiful and Pepper is very, very fat.    Ellie is . . . Ellie.

I have a variety of scars from 11 separate incidents, ranging from funny to tragic to surprising.  Have a beer with me sometime and maybe you’ll hear one of those 11 stories . . .

Email me at: monster_of_the_midway@yahoo.com

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